Thread: A true story

Four married guys go Jet-skiing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out skiing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy:
'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

The conversation drifts to wave jumping when they realise that the fourth guy has not said a word, so they asked him.

'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come jet skiing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: 'Jet skiing or Sex?'

And????

She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

Ha ha thats too true sounds like my weekends

Love it ........

What's funny, is that's not far from the truth for a few blokes around here........

always love even numbers

Don't forget my jet ski_chick shares the same interest i do ..

I wasn't referring to u Slash. I think your mrs would get suspicious if you didn't go jetskiing, hey Slasher?

I've been down at rocko and been the 4th guy in that conversation......except I didn't think to smack her in the arse then offer the altermatum, knowing the answer would be in my favour.......just told her I'm goin skiing, do u want me to drop u & the kids off at ya folks' house in mandurah?

I know who the 3rd guy was but you'll have to guess that for yourselves