Thread: What is your pre race routine????

Well boyz and girls

we have all heard about some f'in weird pre race routine now it is time for the people of the forum to see it written down coz some of them are hard to believe unless there in print.

O.K let's go!

Pre-race routine

1) Ask the missus for money for petrol
2) Carb up - McDonalds Big Brekkie
3) Stimulant - 3 strong coffees and 5 fags
4) Toilet break - no use carrying extra weight and 3 the coffees and fags will see to this, try not to expel to much air when doing No2's as this will give you more (arse)"holeshot" at the start.
5) Stretching - most important! Do each finger 1 at a time.
6) Mental preparation - have a barny with DPI, anyone on a bicycle or dogwalkers. You should be wound up enough now not to care about anything
7) Breakdown/Crash before the split and then spend the rest of the day wondering why you do it.

LOL @ Anacott!!! .
Love the one finger at a time bit!

Big G

Nice one mate too funny!!!!! but true story on the last bit tho with the crash!!!