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    Alans Classic Comments

    I thought I take this opportunity to start Alans Classic comments . Al was at his best at the Adrenalin Park race day. Please feel free to add to the list...

    1) for as cheap as $6000 you can start racing... unlike motorsport racing you have to change tyres etc..etc..

    2) you can get a bargin in the Quooka.....

    3)......
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    Referring to poley's

    You can buy these things ready to race straight out of the crate!

    WOuld lend up like simon and his handle bars in first moto!
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    4). You don't have to be very fit.....
    5). These guys are just asking "Where is the flag already"?
    and it would not be complete without;
    6). And here comes Amanda Spagnolo, talk about big brass balls!

    You did great Al, it was fantastic.
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    Yep you dont have to fit to race, you can be short, overweight and it doesnt even matter if you're an old bastard, we take anyone at Jetsport West.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagsy View Post
    Yep you dont have to fit to race, you can be short, overweight and it doesnt even matter if you're an old bastard, we take anyone at Jetsport West.
    Not that we are desperate or anything you understand!? By they way, if you work for the DPI and join, Jagsy and I will pay your membership for the first year!
    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainMorgan View Post
    Not that we are desperate or anything you understand!? By they way, if you work for the DPI and join, Jagsy and I will pay your membership for the first year!
    Wow!!!! On reading it a second time, me thinks I am walking a fine ethical line! Is Al going to kill it?
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    Do not worry Captain.... The president is away till Thursday ...... That means our vice president "Darren" Toybreaker is in charge.......

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    Phew! That's lucky. The VP knows I'm full of it!
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    Hehe too funny, yet too true! C'mon, what's a few little porky's if it attracts new members? They'll find out the truth, right after we say "Gotchya" .

    It can be a cheap sport. Al just missed out the fact that u have to own an XP & run an XP wrecking yard
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    After whatchin the vid back the best one was the first moto for novice

    "Mr Hollywood is in first place", With a suprised sound in his voice

    Al did a great job though speicially for the I have no idea about jetskiin joe public....

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