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    Question Polaris Jokes

    Has anyone got any Polaris jokes? We can have a few cheap shots until we get these guys on board!


    Where are you Polaris guys??????


    Polaris have been busy with their R&D! Check out the latest 3 seater ski design on offer
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    What the ????????????????????

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    I thought you were going to post something funny like a joke

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    Exclamation New Polaris

    Check out the new jet ski that Polaris are bringing out. It's due to be released in the next month or so!!!!!!! I gotta get myself one.. 2 seater 9.9HP. They say it is a better design than their older models. It's said that this ski will set the bechmark for all future jet ski's.
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    New Avon Decent boat ...................

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    Q. How do u make a polaris go faster?
    A. Put a kawasaki engine in it. (can change make 2 suit pref)
    Sold: ZXi 900- Coffman piped, Nitro injected, Shaved head, Ported, Oversized jets, Uni-filters, UMI ride plate, Worx scoop grate, Renthal bars, Skat Trak prop, Oversized nozzle, Sponsons
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    Q. How do u get a polaris 2 come 2nd on race day?
    A. Tow it behind a kawasaki.
    Sold: ZXi 900- Coffman piped, Nitro injected, Shaved head, Ported, Oversized jets, Uni-filters, UMI ride plate, Worx scoop grate, Renthal bars, Skat Trak prop, Oversized nozzle, Sponsons
    Now Owned: '98 SPX full race equipped with stock driveline & a proven winner (3rd for 2008/9 season, 3rd at stated round, plus many more podium finishes)

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    Did u hear that polaris originally set out 2 design boat ANCHORS but after a while they started 2 float? :-)
    Sold: ZXi 900- Coffman piped, Nitro injected, Shaved head, Ported, Oversized jets, Uni-filters, UMI ride plate, Worx scoop grate, Renthal bars, Skat Trak prop, Oversized nozzle, Sponsons
    Now Owned: '98 SPX full race equipped with stock driveline & a proven winner (3rd for 2008/9 season, 3rd at stated round, plus many more podium finishes)

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    Ok, I'll stop now
    Sold: ZXi 900- Coffman piped, Nitro injected, Shaved head, Ported, Oversized jets, Uni-filters, UMI ride plate, Worx scoop grate, Renthal bars, Skat Trak prop, Oversized nozzle, Sponsons
    Now Owned: '98 SPX full race equipped with stock driveline & a proven winner (3rd for 2008/9 season, 3rd at stated round, plus many more podium finishes)

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    Please don't , i cant stop laughing ......

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